Tuesday, May 02, 2006

A Hygene Hyena

I live...

exist, really.

Under the State Route 40 underpass.

I sell...

myself, really.

To truckers...

who, really,

get tired of jerkin' it...

on the road.

I made a hat...

of ass gaskets, really.

It's not too warm;

but
it
keeps
the
jizz
out
of
my
eyes

;-(

11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's...that's pretty rough, Eugene.

I'd almost feel bad for you if you hadn't already admitted to all kinds of truly sickening activities, including but not limited to the masturbation of dogs.

Now come on over here and suck my big trucker's hairy, sweaty, pee-stained cock. I got $20 for you and all the spooge you can eat.

May 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU

May 02, 2006  
Blogger El Capitan said...

MY PENIS EMITS A CHEESE ALTERNATIVE.

May 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your penis lacks depth.

May 02, 2006  
Anonymous Woman Sitting Below said...

It's spooge! It's SPOOGE! IT'S SPOOGE!!!

May 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BWAH HAH HA HA HA HAAAA!

May 02, 2006  
Anonymous Homosexual Trucker said...

Take that goofy hat off before you start. And make sure you give my balls extra attention, buddy. They're not orphans.

Oh yeah. Good boy.

Ohhhh, yeah...

Wow...

Get ready...

I'm...I'm gonna shoot my goo!

ungh ungh ungh

*SPPPPPURRRRTTTTTTTTTTT!!*

Sorry about the blood.

May 03, 2006  
Anonymous Woman Sitting Below said...

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!!!!

May 03, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I really wish Eugene would go back to regulating these comments. This is some sick fucking stuff here.

May 04, 2006  
Anonymous Homosexual Trucker Who Just Ejaculated Blood said...

I agree. This is awful.

May 04, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice! Where you get this guestbook? I want the same script.. Awesome content. thankyou.
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May 18, 2006  

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