Monday, April 17, 2006


Today is a special guest poem by a guy I know:


help me my balls are
caught in
a vise


ow ow owie ow ow




free my balls

o lord

why hast




Anonymous Anonymous said...

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I hope I've made myself clear.

April 17, 2006  
Anonymous Guy with His Balls in a Vise said...


oh man oh ow

if you were really

owie ow

really my friend, you'd


you'd get my balls

my poor, aching balls


you'd get my balls out of this vise

don't just stand there

oh god





April 17, 2006  
Anonymous William Wallace from "Braveheart" said...

"Free my balls" was EXACTLY what I was thinking about when I said "FREEDOM."

Ball-freedom is the greatest freedom of all.

Or, as my good friend and fuckbuddy Jordan would say, "Dod-a-chum? Did-a-chick? Yes-I-Did?"

April 17, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think relating O.L.A.S.J.H.C. to some guy who managed to put his balls in a vise is BEREFT of spirituality.


April 17, 2006  
Anonymous "Willy" Wallace said...

I forgot to add that my balls are in heaven now.

Thank you.


April 17, 2006  
Anonymous Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ said...

Actually, the Romans squeezed my nuts in a vise. That's how I died, you know.

The whole crucifixion thing was bullshit.

My balls hurt so much that I could just let out loud, syrupy squeals of pain that you just want to pour on your waffles and eat with RELISH.

April 17, 2006  
Anonymous Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ said...

Oh, I also have a special message for you:


April 17, 2006  
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The next person who smiles 'round here gets a boot up the poop-chute, comprende?

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Dude. That's like... deep.

April 20, 2006  
Blogger Eugene said...

BALLS deep, bra'.

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