Tuesday, March 07, 2006

The Paths of Righteousness Go Through Your Balls

I've been absent of late and for that, I apologize. My balls are heavy and numerous. Some of the balls I've been juggling are so old, they have gray hair! Ha ha!

Well, I'm sorry I haven't been affirming you daily. When you're "infirmed," it's hard to "affirm," if you catch my drift. So, here's today's daily affirmation. I learned in while sitting in a jail cell.

Pigs


Pigs,

they have knuckles
and
balls.

Some people eat their knuckles.
Some people eat their balls.

Twist awound!

And you might
see
My knuckles
in
your pig balls

making
your
ass
cry
uncle.

Mutherfucker.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Your Ass said...

Uncle! UNCLE!!!

March 07, 2006  
Blogger SeƱor Chip Butty said...

Hey, mang! Chor cojones, dey are flying, mang! Bbbbbrrrrrrrrroooooo!

Gracias!

March 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do they have towelracks in prison?

March 07, 2006  
Blogger Eugene said...

No, they don't.

March 08, 2006  

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