Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Lo! My Aching Nuts!

Hark! Hear

here

Thou nutsack

CRIES

for pity, shame
and denoument.

For my bulbous, purply
HEAD,

vaginally crisp
and
delectably rectified,
thee and thine genitalia
spark
like bottle-
rockets
on the
4th
of July.

Lo!

My aching, aching nutsack
YEARNS
for
your
rubbings.

Be not afraid.

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm REALLY REALLY scared of your balls, Eugene.

I mean, REALLY scared.

March 15, 2006  
Anonymous Salesman for Vaginal Crisps, the New Low-Fat Snack said...

Buy Vaginal Crisps and get a free jar of Jism Dip today!

March 16, 2006  
Anonymous Jordan said...

I ACHE to rub your nutsack, Eugene! Love me, make me cry. Kick me to the curb so I can write sweet, sweet poetry about my apocalyptic angst!

XXXOXOXOXO

*spppppurrrrrrrttttttt!*

Ow! A little more blood, there.

March 16, 2006  
Blogger Eugene said...

I... I think you're all very, very sick.

March 16, 2006  
Anonymous Pot said...

Hey there, Kettle?

March 16, 2006  
Anonymous Kettle said...

Yeah? What do you want, Pot?

March 16, 2006  
Anonymous Pot said...

Kettle, you're black.

And S.I.C.K.

GROW UP.

March 16, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very pretty design! Keep up the good work. Thanks.
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May 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Really amazing! Useful information. All the best.
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May 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm impressed with your site, very nice graphics!
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May 18, 2006  

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