Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Treat Them Not Like Orphans: A Daily Affirmation

Balls;

My balls,
your balls,

my cat's balls:

all in flight.

But they often

get missed,
mistreated,
overlooked,
and ignored,

in favor

of

my

COCK.

They are not orphans,
they need care.

And attention.

Lots of tender,
sweet,
loving,
attention.

Ignore not my balls.

Love them.

Cradle them.

My.

Balls.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't understand about the "cock" part. Is it a metaphor for something?

February 14, 2006  
Blogger El Capitan said...

MY BALLS LIVE IN YOUR WIFE'S MOUTH.

February 14, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My favorite line was "Suck my public hairs until they dry." I like the illiteration.

February 14, 2006  
Blogger Eugene said...

I don't think I said "Suck my public hairs until they dry." and I don't know what "illiteration" is, but thanks for writing!

Buttery white wine is effervescing in my EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE right now!

February 14, 2006  
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