Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Silver, A Daily Affirmation

Far too much of my recent work has been focused on sex, excreta, etcetera. I am going back to what I do best. Namely, I will speak with only my emotional intelligence.

You see, I have a philosophy, of which many of you would have a hard time swallowing. Life is juggling many balls and the day to day grindy juggling can wear you out. Thus, you need a release of your emotional intelligence all over yourself.

I give you, "Balls in Flight." When someone asks, "How are you?" You say, "Balls in flight!" This is an emotionally intelligent gift to give to someone as a gift.

I encourage you to read my Daily Affirmations so that you can spread your emotional intelligence to others. Let them be sticky with all your emotions. Let them luxuriate in the flight of your balls.

Silver

A
wo/man
made of

silver

looking down,

can

SEE

you

in their
balls.

Thus,

You are

a reflection
in
their balls. Crouch

down

and you see yourself

in the balls


they

drop

..

Lift yourself up!

And you can see

YOURSELF

in
your
own
balls

and adjust

accordingly.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nary a day goes by when I'm not adjusting my balls.

These daily affirmations cause a gigantic upswell in my EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE so that I often feel light-headed. Is this normal?

February 08, 2006  
Anonymous Silver Wo/Man said...

Oh. Oh boy.

I think I dropped my balls.

February 08, 2006  
Blogger Eugene said...

I like to adjust me balls, too. It makes me feel more comfortable. Adjusting balls are is only a temporary solution. Later on, you'll feel the need to readjust them.

Is it normal? Balls in flight, I say!

February 08, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Every time I say or hear the phrase "Balls in Flight," I can feel my EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE getting so much smarter.

And bigger!

February 08, 2006  
Blogger Eugene said...

Just don't forget to readjust your balls! They require great care.

They're not orphans, you know.

February 08, 2006  
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September 08, 2006  

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