Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Repurposing, a Daily Affirmation

I have
a
modest
inspirational
request:

Re-

pur-

pose.

I propose
that

you
repurpose
your
personal
purpose.

That is,

repurpose
your
balls.

Turn your balls
INSIDE-OUT.

Create new patterns
with
just
your
balls.

Your balls could
jiggle

<---this way
or
--->that way.

UP
it
is
to
YOU
.
.

13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not turning my ballsack inside out for you! No way, man!

What the hell is the matter with you? Are you out of your mind?

February 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, are you?

February 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why just UP? Why not DOWN?

February 21, 2006  
Blogger Muh-muh-muh-ham-ham-ham-ad-ad A-a-a-a-llll-li said...

Uh-uh-uhhh-uh-I tuh-tuh-trrr-truh-tried thuh-thh-thhhh-thhhh!-that, aaaah-aah-and Uhh-i-iiii-I huh-huh-huh-huh-hurt muh-muhm-muh-m-m-mmmm!-muhh-myself.

February 21, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I did it and it feels great.

February 21, 2006  
Blogger The REAL Mark Harmon said...

If you don't stop jogging your elephant, your elephant will go blind!

February 21, 2006  
Blogger wilhelmina said...

i luve your sohw mirk hirmin doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doo doot dee doot dee doot doo doo dood doo deet dee doo dee doo doo dee doot.

February 22, 2006  
Anonymous D. Murdock said...

"Grow up, will you? Just grow the fuck up. Right now. I mean it. GROW UP. For fuck's sake grow the fuck up or I'll shut you up."

February 22, 2006  
Blogger Turtles Eating Salad said...

*eek!* *eeerp!* daddy *euigh!* *uhee!* *spurt spurt spurrrrrrrrrrt*

February 22, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop it.

Just...stop it.

February 22, 2006  
Blogger Turtles Eating Salad said...

*spurt spurt spurrrrrrrrrrt*

February 22, 2006  
Blogger princess of the poem: Desdamona said...

hey eugene - just stopping by to say hi. You asked (a while back) when my next poem would be coming out in print. Most of my words are captured on CD's. If you want to hear some poetry you can go to my website: www.desdamona.dunation.com and click on music.

I also just put a couple new things up on my blog.

I'll stop by and read you again soon.

;) peace, des

February 22, 2006  
Blogger Eugene said...

Hey! Thanks! Actually, I could use some bail-bond money due to some of my more recent, uh, indiscretions. Thanks for reading my poetry!

February 23, 2006  

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