Tuesday, February 14, 2006

It's My Birthday! and Wrinkles, a Daily Affirmation

Yaaay! Today is my birthday! I was born on Saint Valentine's Day 40 years ago today! You can check my profile 'cause yesterday I was 39 and today I'm 40!

Wrinkles, a Daily Affirmation

I turn

forty.

I am notso

OLD.

And

I am notso

YOUNG.

For somereason;

my balls
have been
wrinkly
since I was

YOUNG.

No worries;

celebrate your wrinkles

include them

into your FOLD.

Include everyone in your wrinkly areas.

Let them in and let them
luxuriate

in

your wrinkly balls.

8 Comments:

Blogger El Capitan said...

MY PENIS IS ENGAGED IN A HOSTILE TAKEOVER OF YOUR WIFE'S ASS.

February 14, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't have any wrinkly areas.

I'm all smooth. Even my balls.

What do I do?

February 14, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does your turtle really sound like *eek!* *eeerp!* *euigh!* *uhee!* *spurt spurt spurrrrrrrrrrt*?

February 14, 2006  
Blogger Eugene said...

Everyone has wrinkly areas, except the SILVER SURFER.

Also, my turtle does make all those sounds, and very loudly, may I add!

February 14, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, you may NOT add that.

Happy birthday, you sick, testicle-loving freakazoid.

February 14, 2006  
Anonymous Eugene's Pirpel Tirtel Penis said...

*eek!* *eeerp!* *euigh!* *uhee!* *spurt spurt spurrrrrrrrrrt*

February 14, 2006  
Anonymous Leather Tuscadero said...

heeheeheeheehee!

February 16, 2006  
Anonymous rough skin said...

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April 11, 2006  

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