Thursday, February 02, 2006

Fairy

Emerging

from the basement with
a half-full
24-count bag
of
toilet paper,

He transforms

into

The Toilet Paper Fairy.

First visit;
the
1/2 bath. He peers into the cabinet
below
the sink.

AHA! It has no surplus of toilet paper!

The Toilet Paper Fairy HATES IT;
the thought that
someone could get

stranded

.

Reaching into his bag,

The Toilet Paper Fairy grabs
4 rolls at once, the carboard fitting his
slim, delicate
fingers, and
deposits them

in
their
rightful
place.

The Toilet Paper Fairy does the same
for the full bath.

He is done.

Retreating

into the basement
with an empty bag
of
no-more toilet paper.

He transforms back

to

a guy

who
jerks
off
to
QVC.

5 Comments:

Blogger Muh-muh-muh-ham-ham-ham-ad-ad A-a-a-a-llll-li said...

Uhh-uh-I-ii juhh-juh-juh-jerk aww-aw-off tuh-tuh-to QVC, tuh-tuh-t-t-t-t-t-t!-too.

February 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you have a towelrack in the living room or something?

February 02, 2006  
Anonymous The Toilet Paper Queen said...

Thtop thtealing my thtick!

February 02, 2006  
Blogger My Mouth said...

I sometimes put QVC in my mouth. When I'm alone.

February 03, 2006  
Blogger wahhhboohoo said...

WWWAAAHH! boo hoo! hoo! boo hoo! waaahhh! waaaah! waaah! boo hoo! boo hoo hoo! QVC waaahHH!waaah! boo hoo! WAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! BOO FUCKING HOO HOO!!! HOO BOO HOO!!!WAHHH!! BOO HOO sniff sniff snf fnf WAH. Wah. WAWAWAWAWAHHHH!!! UH HAH HAH HAHHHHH!

February 03, 2006  

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