Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Balls, A Daily Affirmation

I've been thinking a lot about my own balls, recently. Here's a poem about the many balls I juggle. It's more of a daily affirmation, than a straight-up poem.

Balls

Life is
a
balanc-
ing act.

Take my balls,

for example.

I juggle
I play
I sport
I luxuriate
I wash
I iron
I toss
I taste
I smell
I fang

My balls.

Friends, others,

ask me to carry
their balls, too.

I say,

"I can not do that."

Strangers, receptionists,

ask me to hold
their balls, again.

I reply,

"I can no longer perform
that
serv-
ice."

My balls are already
in flight

and my life
has no more room
for

YOUR
BALLS
*
*

I make no apologies
for wanting
to only handle

my
own
balls.

Love your balls
love the balls
of others

and know
the limits
of
how far
you will go
to please
the balls
of
others.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't tell if "balls" are supposed to be a metaphor for something or are actually referring to your testicles.

Either way, it's brilliant.

I think my EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE just came in my PANTS.

February 07, 2006  
Anonymous Guy with Elephantiasis of the Nuts said...

Hold MY balls, Eugene!

February 07, 2006  
Blogger Muh-muh-muh-ham-ham-ham-ad-ad A-a-a-a-llll-li said...

Ho-ho-oho-hold muh-muh-muh-m-m-m-my buh-buh-b-b-b-buhhh-buh-balls, tuh-tuh-too, puh-puh-puh-please!

February 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I released a load of EI and now my zipper is stuck.

February 07, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

By best friends are my balls.

February 07, 2006  
Anonymous Eugene's Cat's Furry Scrotum said...

Eugene, please please my balls.

February 08, 2006  
Blogger Eugene said...

Luxuriate in my balls, furry one!

February 08, 2006  
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September 08, 2006  

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