Monday, January 30, 2006

Space

So much can be said about "space." The term conjures images of space, space, and space. Distances, nothingness, blackness, and places where things are but are not considered relevant and hence are "space" between POINT A which is relevant, and POINT B which is relevant, but (POINT A) - (POINT B) = Space, which is irrelevant. Hence, SPACE.

This poem is entitled, SPACE.

SPACE

I

am between you.

Yet, I do not


exist.

I am SPACE,

I am nothingness
somethingness
(but not everythingness)

every inch
lb.
part of me.

I could be
the space between your chest
and
your tricept;

I could be
a rocketship
in SPACE (outer or no).

Hence... the planets are nothingness;
Hence... my body parts are points irrelevant;

Hence...

My
penis
is in
Uranus.

And you do not protest.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is total fucking genius. I'm in complete awe.

January 30, 2006  
Blogger Elvis, The King, AKA The Carjacker Gourmet said...

Actually, Ah gotta bit of a problem with it, uhhhhh-huh. Ah'm protestin', Ah sure ayam.

January 30, 2006  
Blogger Eugene said...

I made plenty of room/space for interpretation. The space between me and Uranus is closing, however, with each dripping step.

I am in awe of SPACE.

January 30, 2006  
Blogger Muh-muh-muh-ham-ham-ham-ad-ad A-a-a-a-llll-li said...

Uh-uh-I-iii guh-guh-g-g-guhh-got uh-uh-a puh-prr-p-p-p-pppp!-puhh-probuh-problem wuh-wuh-wuh-w-w-w-with yuh-yuh-yuh-yuh-your puh-puh-puhp-puh-penis buh-buh-buh-b-b-b-b-being ihhh-ih-in yuh-yuh-yuh-yuh-Urrr-Uranus, tuh-tuh-t-t-t-too.

Duh-duh-duh-d-d-d-don't skwuh-skwuh-squanduh-squander yuh-yuh-your tuh-tuh-talents huh-huh-huh-here. Ruh-ruh-ruh-write uh-uh-uh-uhhh-about Luhhh-luh-luhh-lake Vuh-vuh-v-v-v-vvvv!-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-vuhhh-vuh-v-v-vuh-Vajisnuh-snatch.

January 30, 2006  
Blogger Tu s. Tin said...

when is wilhelmina coming back? I want her to tell me about her annoying brother Nigel.

January 30, 2006  
Blogger Eugene said...

I don't know. Wilhemina has hew own blog, her own SPACE, and her own ANUS.

January 30, 2006  
Blogger Eugene said...

I'll add, however, that she's not as EMOTIONALLY INTELLIGENT as I.

January 30, 2006  
Blogger wahhhboohoo said...

WAAHHH!! boo hoo uhu uhuh huh hhhhh WAAAHH!! SPACE BUH BUH HOOOOOOO! HOO HOO! BOO FUCKING HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO!! Waaah! wah!

WAH HAH BOO HOO HOO HOO!

HOO!

January 31, 2006  

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